Dear Rainbowsparkshy2 and tsundere-king,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but the rainbow hedgehogs want to destroy you. I think I realized it when when I quoted Forrest Gump at the mental hospital and I saw you hit on my father. I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand that I'm allergic to your earlobes. I'm returning the cut toenails to you, but I'll keep your virginity as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and you ruined my attempts at another world war.
Best of luck on the sex change,
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Dear (choose a random person) ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I thin